This morning I pushed R&B out of the bathroom, making sure no limbs were blocking me from shutting the door, locked it, and with a sigh of relief sat upon the lav. At this moment B stood outside the door and said:
'Before, when you wanted to keep a diary, you wrote it in a little book and locked it with a key and hid it under the bed. and nobody even knew it existed. Now you write a blog and everybody knows you're an idiot and your life is totally senseless'.
Pause for laughter.
'Can I start my blog now?'
'NO'
'I know how to do it!'
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