Monday, February 22, 2010

Upon the blog

This morning I pushed R&B out of the bathroom, making sure no limbs were blocking me from shutting the door, locked it, and with a sigh of relief sat upon the lav. At this moment B stood outside the door and said:

'Before, when you wanted to keep a diary, you wrote it in a little book and locked it with a key and hid it under the bed. and nobody even knew it existed. Now you write a blog and everybody knows you're an idiot and your life is totally senseless'.

Pause for laughter.

'Can I start my blog now?'

'NO'

'I know how to do it!'