Dream Boat

Here is where we will live, R&B and I, if ever the dark forces of the French National Education System should overcome us.

If ever we fail to do WHAT it demands (makes no sense) WHEN it demands (bears no relation to the readiness of the child) IN THE EXACT FORMAT required ( impossible) you will find us in this boat (or one similar), moored outside the Rudolf Steiner School of Kings Langley. We will leave our hearth and home and JC and the cats, that R&B may receive an EDUCATION. One that aims to turn out a whole and happy young human being fit for life, an education of head heart and hands delivered with passion, compassion, and kindness, and rendered beautiful, as is our human inheritance. We will not suffer the horrible years of torture where unnatural facts and processes necessary for passing exams are forced into children ill-adapted to receive them with the end goal of being qualified for a horrible job in a cruel, mindless hierarchy. We will not suffer the ACCUSATION, CRITICISM AND FOREWARNING OF DOOM dished out daily by the French National Education System in the unenlightened persuit of its unenlightened goal.

Housework will be minimal, garden maintenance non-existent, when we are hungry we'll go upstream and moor outside Waitrose. I will do Tai Chi on the roof and banter with passers-by. At the weekend we'll visit Grandma and Grandad, or perhaps take a trip up Lunnon Way, or JC will come to stay.

There is one flaw in my plan - money.

However, I do have a cunning idea:

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