'Is it possible to reserve a table for this evening?"
'Houff, pfff - this evening?" said the restauranteur, audibly put out "What time?"
He must be overbooked, I thought, but he agreed nonetheless to reserve a table for us at 8pm.
We arrived at a grey building on a grey road with a white plastic table and chairs on the pavement, and entered via the bar. Cigarette smoke hung in the air from hastily departed smokers, the TV was full-on, an unsociable Pekingese dog regarded us from under the table with a bulging eye, the customer-in-residence regarded us with two. He called the owners, they showed us to the dining area, which opened onto the bar. The entire restaurant was empty, it had always been empty and always would be. A plastic Christmas tree sat atop a pile of papers and bits and pieces littered the shelves. The tablecloths were faux Provençale in yellow and blue polyester with mud coloured paper protectors.
A small waiter moved sideways across the room towards us and said blurrily 'did you reserve?'.
We peruse the menu, not yet reassured we are in a good place... |
However, I have learned that appearances can be deceptive in French country restaurants. There was no dust on the cladding ledge, the paper table protectors were new, the floor clean to the edges, this gave me hope.
We chose the mid-range menu at 23 Euros, starter, main, cheese and pudding. For a starter I chose duck 'ham' with melon, S and JC omellettes aux cèpes, B salad with two livers, and B the childrens' menu (steak and chips as per, thank goodness or there would have been a terrible fuss and the restaurant would have been deemed No Good).
The mum came in with 'amuse-bouches'. Yes, exclamation mark, amuse-bouches! Verrines filled with a Roquefort pear and cumin 'crème'.
Tucking in: omellette aux cèpes for S and JC, salade 2 foies for B, pâté en croute for R |
We kept the picture of our English exchange student S deliberately blurred to preserve his anonymity (he is laughing not screaming...) |
R on top form, just been given novelty ice cream and plate of sweets; JC peaking after a day's walk in the peaks Le Picou at Ercé, no website available....obviously |
When B was toying with the idea of a shorter haircut, he pulled his mop of hair back from his face, and I realised I hadn't actually seen his face for over 8 years. His ears in particular were not at all as I rememberd them. In normal circumstances he still looks French, and like JC, R looks English and IS French.
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