I know how to get more page views, after a short experiment and priceless information from Google Statistics. I might write to them to tell them about this new tip.
All you have to do is write the title: matron spank punishment rubber pants.
Within seconds of publishing your post, you will have at least 50 hits (from the USA, thanks to Google Statistics I know this). I believe this is what you Americans call "hitting on me".
The blog entry itself reads: "sorry porn pervs, nothing doing here, but thanks for the page view."
Then when you have collected enough pageviews you close the post, as you do not particularly want your extended family to see it.
Then, write to Google Adsense with your impressive viewing statistics and close on a hot top rate advertising deal.
Come to think of it I don't think I fancy the matronspankpunishmentrubberpants-relevant advertising on my blog. So I won't do it. Also, I do have standards you know.
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