Sunday, May 26, 2013

Rafting

They go Rafting

Getting in...

The young in wetsuits bob off hugging the rubber sides;  one will fall into the living flow, one will jump off, one will jump five metres down into it for the hell and the heaven of it and be rescued by ropes.  The raft will spin and jump high and plunge under and sail over rapids.  Feet will be waterlogged and numb, and the rafters will grow to love the river and their raft mates for a moment or two.

Falling in...
Hurried goodbye...



Setting off...

...for the open river...




Our Trusty Heros
Rafting KAYAK CLUB à SOUEIX Ariege Pyrenees,


















Paris: Manifestation

The French love a good manifestation...

We took our English exchange student S to see the Eiffel Tower where we got a birdseye view of Paris, and also a birdseye view of another French classic;  la manifestation;  that is people take to the streets shout NON about something and wave flags, blow trumpets and bang drums, traffic is stopped and a vast police presence is called for.

French manifestation;  when people take to the streets shout NON about something, wave flags, blow trumpets and bang drums
Great stock is taken of a demonstration which is thought to be a good indication of what the People think and has been known to topple governments.     This one was superbly orchestrated;  participants wearing shocking pink and shocking blue which showed up a treat from the air and made the assembled throng instantly recognisable.    They had small groups planted all over central Paris, then then the ant trails merged into one big ant hill aux Invalides - one million according to organisers.

We went right to the top for 14 Euros, where we were on a level with the helicopter which must have taken this picture

I love climbing the Eiffel Tower, the view never fails to breath-take.
Looking towards La Defense and beyond it, home...
Outside Musee D'Architecture, view Eiffel Tower

The urge to climb the walls...

 The last time I went to the Eiffel Tower,  R was two and spent the entire trip scrambling out of his McClarens and scaling the safety fences and consequently I spent the entire visit with him in an elbow lock dragging him back to the walkway,  while the wind howled and tore at our clothing, and I vowed never  to go back with him to the Eiffel Tower until he was at least 20, a vow which I have kept so far, 8 years to go.  However S was very pleasant company.







Friday, May 24, 2013

Getting Your Bacon in France


CUNNING "FRANGLAIS COOKING" BACON TIP you will find this hard to believe but tasting is believing!

After over 15 years of being largely deprived of bacon it took a French woman from Alsace to share with me acunning and simple method to achieve English style bacon on demand, without the expense, delays and difficulties of importing from England.

Take some ham, (eg jambon de Paris) and fry it gently, serve with your egg;  looks like bacon, smells like bacon, tastes like bacon - and no watery bits or bothersome rind.  Also works with 'roti de porc', and for a different taste,  'raw' ham  eg (jambon de Bayonne), a bit of a waste, but if you've got some to use up...

15 years of deprivation...for nothing!  tchshhhniya

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Franglais Cooking; lemon mousse recipe

FRANGLAIS  LEMON  MOUSSE



A creamy mousse, could be called une crème au citron

I have developed a Franglais style of cooking, using ingredients that can be found here in France, yet pandering to my English taste and tendencies.

Easy lemon mousse, Franglais style
Until recently I was unable to buy pots of lemon mousse;  for some reason the French only sell chocolate, coffee or vanilla (with chestnut in season).  This has caused me a certain amount of frustration over the years.  Just recently big business has introduced it to our supermarkets, but I'm not keen on industrialised food in terms of health, taste and morality, and also you never know when things will be unintroduced.  For example Lindt introduced a lemon meringue chocolate to French supermarkets.  I was ecstatic, at last an alternative to praline, and fruit with milk chocolate (here the limited supply of fruit centred chocs limit themselves to plain chocolate which I don't like).  But this trial presumably revealed that the French preferred to stick to their bally old praline, so Lindt withdrew it.   With this sort of experience, I decided to make myself independent with my own easy recipes, satisfaction guaranteed.  

FRANGLAIS LEMON MOUSSE RECIPE
Ingredients, collect together:
Ingredients; 1 lemon, 2 eggs, creme fraiche, petits suisses, sugar

Pot of creme fraiche, good and firm (try local market, or good health food shop, not watery fluffy stuff in supermarkets)

6 petit suisses (nature)

One lemon and a good zest grater (I'm glad I invested, I use it constantly)

Sugar

2 eggs

Method
The wonderful thing about creme fraiche is that you don't have to whip it, and the petits suisses are also good and solid, so take 3 large dollopy dessert spoons of the creme fraiche and 5 petit suisses and mix them together in a bowl with 4 dessert spoons of sugar (you can add more if not sweet enough).  Juice half a juicy lemon, or a whole not so juicy lemon and add, along with the zest of the whole lemon.

Separate the eggs and whisk the whites into peaks, and fold in to mixture.  VOILA!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

"Les Profs"; portrait of a failing nation

As part of our English exchange student's cultural education (well it has been pouring with rain for the month since his arrival) we took him to the cinema to see 'Les Profs' a film of a cartoon which bears the same name, which promised to wise him up to the realities of French education.

The producers had the 'witty' idea of combining atrocious cartoon-book violence with realism;  that is real actors, only mildly exaggerating the real situation in French Lycée.   The acting of the students was particularly convincing;    the mass obedience, lip biting in the face of abuse; lip curling of ineffectual rebellion, severe trauma in the face of extreme physical and mental violence - it was like watching child abuse whilst struggling to emit a lame laugh.

The film also extolled the anti -virtues of:

Racism (eg:  jokes about cous-cous and pulling at a student's afro hair and shouting 'take off that wig')
Sexism (eg:  a teacher whose sole attribute was to dress pornographically and cause all red blooded males to drop their jaws and fall backwards off their chairs)
Violence, physical, mental, group, all unchallenged and pointless
Defeatism
Dishonesty
Sadism
Theft
Substance abuse in school (legal and illegal)
Helplessness in the face of utterly immoral absolute power (School Inspector, Authorities)

There were no actual virtues and no heros and everyone was dragged down together.  Things only turned around when one of the defeatist anti heros decides not to walk out (the promise of love with a ravishing German teacher persuaded him to stay) and instead climbs onto the roof clutching a Napolean hat, where he leaves the audience guessing;  is he going to  throw himself off, or rally the troups, pourquoi pas?  He decides to rally the troups (I think) by declaring 'Nous sommes tous nuls...Ensemble!'  (We are all stupid, useless failures utterly lacking talent of any kind...together).

The school then rallied, for reasons which aren't entirely clear to me as an Englishwoman, and achieved success (measured statistically) by raising their exam pass rate from 3 to 50 percent.  Any other aspects of what one might call 'education' were studiously ignored, and the possibility of an 'alternative' pedagogy rendered risible.

The joyous climax - the absutely 'nul' (stupid useless failure etc) student who had failed his Bac for 3 years running was thrown out of the school by the Powers on High (school informed by letter) which meant the school achieved a 50 percent pass rate, whereas with him still on the books it would have been 49 (this is all about figures not fairness).

Then the 'bad' teachers refused to accept transfer to the Cote d'Azure which they had been offered as a reward for raising the pass rate from 3 to 50 percent, and said that 50 percent could be improved on and they would stay on at the school to finish their duty.    Then teachers and pupils did a wild rap dance in the playground, filmed from above, The End

Surely the audience would be left flat I thought.  Not at all, the cinema was full to capacity, people were sitting in the aisles (where were the usherettes, the health and safety standards,  the social responsibility of the audience to shove up and give them a seat?) 8 showings a day, and the audience gave a standing ovation.  The French must be really desperate for education therapy.



Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Ariège: Another Unexpected Restaurant

We decided to make a pilgrimage from Ercé to Montségur, not realising that with one mountain road 'closed' (late snow apparently, although the natives are outraged and say it is a nonsense), 40 minute detours are obligatory, and the mountain road via Massat must have inspired the Beates 'Long and winding road', and  passed through some of the most beautiful mountain scenery I've seen, including  360 degree circles of peaks.

About halfway we realised we wouldn't make it to Montségur village in time to eat, and there appeared an auberge/restaurant, the sort of venue that would have suited the Made in Chelsea cast had it suffered sufficient investment (which happily it hadn't).  Smoke billowed from the kitchen, the asparagus was tinned,  but the timing, service and view were splendid.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Ariege: Unexpected Restaurant

It was jeudi-saint, a bank holiday, so I rang in advance,

'Is it possible to reserve a table for this evening?"

'Houff, pfff - this evening?" said the restauranteur, audibly put out "What time?"

He must be overbooked,  I thought, but he agreed nonetheless to reserve a table for us at 8pm.

We arrived at a grey building on a grey road with a white plastic table and chairs on the pavement, and entered via the bar.  Cigarette smoke hung in the air from hastily departed smokers, the TV was full-on, an unsociable Pekingese dog regarded us from under the table with a bulging eye, the customer-in-residence regarded us with two.  He called the owners, they showed us to the dining area, which opened onto the bar.  The entire restaurant was empty, it had always been empty and always would be.  A plastic Christmas tree sat atop a pile of papers and bits and pieces littered the shelves. The tablecloths were faux Provençale in yellow and blue polyester with mud coloured paper protectors.

A small waiter moved sideways across the room towards us and said blurrily 'did you reserve?'.

We peruse the menu, not yet reassured we are in a good place...
French Country Restaurants;  appearances can be deceptive
However, I have learned that appearances can be deceptive in French country restaurants.  There was no dust on the cladding ledge, the paper table protectors were new, the floor clean to the edges, this gave me hope.

We chose the mid-range menu at 23 Euros, starter, main, cheese and pudding.  For a starter I chose duck 'ham' with melon, S and JC omellettes aux cèpes, B salad with two livers, and B the childrens' menu (steak and chips as per, thank goodness or there would have been a terrible fuss and the restaurant would have been deemed No Good).

The mum came in with 'amuse-bouches'.  Yes, exclamation mark, amuse-bouches!  Verrines filled with a Roquefort pear and cumin 'crème'.


Tucking in:  omellette aux cèpes for S and JC,   salade 2 foies  for B,  pâté en croute for R


We kept the picture of our English exchange student S deliberately  blurred to preserve his anonymity (he is laughing not screaming...)
My starter was decorated with star fruit and wafer thin slices of blood orange.  B had duck liver, half of it poêlé (seared)  half in a foie gras style, and R had pâté en croute for his childrens' menu starter (9.50 the menu) a sort of up-market pork pie slice.  The roast breast of duck was served with hand-fried potato slices and a 'gallette' of courgette and cheese, followed by a pretty wild raw-hide cows milk cheese (which we wrapped in napkins and took home for cooking)  served with home made apricot jam and isle flotante for pud, even the quarter pitcher of table wine from Corbières was good;  the meal was delicious; presentation attractive; the service attentive (we discussed the rescue of their stray cat, the wild men in the mountains and the introduction of the bear, it turned out the waiter had to cancel his night out with his hippy friends when we booked, so that was why he sounded put out) and we all had a jolly good time, who could ask for more?  (apart from turning down the telly and cutting out the fags).
R on top form, just been given novelty ice cream and plate of sweets;  JC peaking after a day's walk  in the peaks

Le Picou at Ercé, no website available....obviously